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Chapter Seven

Synopsis and Excerpt

Whoever Heard of Ham & Cheese?

Illustration by Jeannie Winston

Whoever Heard of Ham & Cheese? tackles the French preoccupation with food, bread, wine, cheese and all the do's and don'ts that come with the art of eating. To Pierre, "...a pizza is not a real pizza unless it comes with anchovies; scrambled, poached, fried or soft-boiled eggs are considered potential breakfast food, but never a hard-boiled egg. A hard-boiled egg is a snack; garlic or onion bagels in the morning are for sending people gagging to the toilet...." And that's just the beginning of the list. Readers also go on a trip to France with the couple, where various family members and former girlfriends star in curious food-related episodes; and the author's desperate need for a martini collides with a wine-only waiter.

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